SinCityBruja @AKA_No_1
reformed chismosa // journal of nonsense // awkward wallflower // damn the man, save the empire No longer on X Joined October 2019-
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I think it’s time for an extended (possibly permanent) break from this place.
what some don't understand is that many women would be more afraid to encounter a man alone in a remote area than a bear bc the truth is that the worst a bear could do is take your life. that's the world we live in. pls stop saying that we choose wrong or that we're the problem.
Who uses this phrase? My family. #GoMimi #NewMexico
I’m being informed by my body that it’s panic attack o’clock. Please pardon me while I stick my face into a sink of cold water.
It wasn’t illegal to rape your wife in all 50 states until 1993.
I'm needing that wrap your arms around me until I feel you in my soul kind of hug
I will never understand why it’s so difficult for my children’s father to communicate basic important information with me!
She’s a mystery but allow me to uncomplicate her for you. She isn’t impressed by material things. She’s a romantic, all she wants is consistency, effort and honesty
1000%!!
Might schedule a massage and make it awkward by moaning for the entire time
Personally I think Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation’s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is
in another universe, they loved you back in the way you deserved
he’ll traffic the shit out of em tho.
A female Las Vegas elementary school teacher used a Brazilian jiu-jitsu chokehold to subdue a male CCSD employee she caught recording her classroom using a digital device hidden in a smoke detector last week.
Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
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42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)Granite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
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54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnkNot Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgersSpellbound @Spell_boundd
23K Followers 7K Following Perpetually tired girl mom ♡ lover of naps, pretty skies and cheese ♡ ***I don't answer dms***𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈 @TattoosandSass
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Seems like the whole country, not just my street needs to hear this; clean out your damn garages and put your cars in them
I am so fucking obstinate, I've burned fucking bridges I'm standing on
If she’s fat, then so am I. I have the same lower half, and you know what? I fucking love it. And he fucking loves it. Behold my booty 🔽
X is having a normal one and discussing if this woman is fat or not. Thoughts? Poll in comments.
I know it’s not really that big a deal but today I opened a bank account and a credit card that are only mine and it feels like a big deal to me
DHS can raid 3 homes of Sean Combs for alleged sex trafficking, but FiveHead @mattgaetz w a paper trail and witnesses still hasn’t been charged.
i kiss everyone's mother with this mouth, it's the only one i got
How about it? 🤷♂️
Wtaf is wrong with some of you.
I shouldn’t be speechless but that’s where I find myself
what some don't understand is that many women would be more afraid to encounter a man alone in a remote area than a bear bc the truth is that the worst a bear could do is take your life. that's the world we live in. pls stop saying that we choose wrong or that we're the problem.
A mental attraction is so much more powerful than a physical attraction
wanna fake our deaths and travel the world like we’re outlaws on the run?
This could be us, but you won't even say hi
Found an awesome boiled crawfish deal only on Wednesdays!! 5lbs for $25!! Guess what I am doing tomorrow!! Fuck yes!!! Eating some mudbugs baby! 5lbs worth.
A pro-choice Democrat just won a Trump-won district in Alabama by *30 POINTS* after Republicans in the state went after IVF. Republicans have no idea what’s coming for them in November.
Who am I to disagree
sweet dreams are made of cheese
Currently eating Reese’s eggs…then I’m moving on to Kit Kats…and then diabetes.
Can’t wait to pee, think I’m rotting from the inside, then remember I ate asparagus all within the range of 2 seconds