jason jasonson @jason__jasonson
https://t.co/ljaKQrr88s all i do is list facts on twitter and fuck your mom in the ass. Joined March 2022-
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ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�.. @damn_elle420
11K Followers 5K Following “Tʜᴇʏ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍʏ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ” - Tᴜᴘᴀᴄ Sʜᴀᴋᴜʀ ///// ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: @ᴅᴀᴍɴ_ᴇʟʟᴇ
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Cody_mode @cody_bella_luna
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39K Followers 19K Following ѕнє / нєя | мєитαℓ нєαℓтн | chαngєd míndsєt - chαngєd lífє | ρσѕιтινє мf νιвєѕ օɾ ղօե | Fυ¢к | sєх | 11:11 | музика | fick dich
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𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌�.. @frigginfrench
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Anton Cronje @cronje_anton
223 Followers 534 Following I'm a proudly Old Testament Chrstian. No turning of the other cheek for me.
ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�.. @damn_elle
23K Followers 11K Following "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵" - 𝘛𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘤 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘳 💛🌼 #fuckcancer
Faux Ma @Faux_Ma
9K Followers 3K Following Mom of four (Husband is one). Seen on @Huffpost, @Buzzfeed, & @theChive.
Blazin4U @CornyHornDog
1K Followers 3K Following Here for my enjoyment. ❤️ real people. Don’t take life so serious. Love animals and summer but hate MAGAts and winters. Totally sarcastic. #resister #voteblue
natalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.
Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123
58K Followers 5K Following lost in the woods, probably gonna die. I take pictures of stuff and things. Other account @BettyBully12
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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JW @ohthatfknguy
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Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart
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TunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky
12K Followers 7K Following I'm a series of tubes. New York Times Best-selling reader. Fashion crime scene photographer. Independently filthy. Pathological liger. Alfalfa male.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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JustElliot @JustElliot2
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Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
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Best of Internet @bestoflnterwebs
79K Followers 227 Following The best things ever posted on the inter webs. Credit posted if known.
ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�.. @damn_elle420
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𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌�.. @frigginfrench
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Tom Arnold @TomArnold
273K Followers 2K Following Actor, Comic, Single 65 yr old Dad of 11 yr old Jax & 8 yr old Quinn. Host of Divorce Party Podcast with Monika Casey. Has heart disease & woke mind virus ✡️
Jane Says... @CrisisLined
4K Followers 451 Following On a certain level, this is therapy. Mental Health is on my mind- but the train of thought schedule varies. I write to keep the moments, and to let them go…
ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�.. @damn_elle
23K Followers 11K Following "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵" - 𝘛𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘤 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘳 💛🌼 #fuckcancer
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2K Followers 2K Following this is mostly a poetry account. About your Mom. And gravy. Lots of gravy
Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
43K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
♡just me♡ @KaKaKaKaaatie
4K Followers 5K Following ♡Let all that you do be done in Love♡ 1CORINTHIANS16:14 ♡I Believe🎅♡
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Just another Mike �.. @Lookin2Laugh
207 Followers 449 Following Survivor of life, marriage, and cancer. Now let's laugh about it.
Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK
9K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - https://t.co/gmfzikX1Fh
Klovar @Klovar
2K Followers 3K Following will check DMs every once in a while @Klovarr https://t.co/uJpca0Kvob
ѕqяℓ 🐿 @ShanEliz80
5K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇦 🌱⚾️🎶○||||○✌🩷💜💙 owned. dreamer. squirrel lover. jeep driver. mom. learning to love myself one day at a time ♡
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Sabu 🇨🇦 @SabuIsmyhero
5K Followers 6K Following Sorry, I lost my acc't💥 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot💥 Blue Crew 💥F*** Trump 💥Hoser eh! 💥Scorpio 💥Slava Ukraini 💥 No DMs I Will Not Respond 🇨🇦💙💥Go Fish! 🐬
Me, But For Real This.. @realmemaybe
350 Followers 961 Following Ordinarily Average, Outstandingly Awkward💋 Mostly Peace, Love & Light! A little Go Fuck Yourself.✌💙
👛Handbaglvr👛 @UKWildcatgal
11K Followers 10K Following Female chauvinist. Publicist to 4 cats & 3 dogs. Car enthusiast. Tell your therapist, not me. Put away the questionnaire; I'm not applying. #BBN #F1 #BlueSky
Anyways I'm doing a $6 sale (for new and expired subs) over on my OF. Cum see what all the fuss is about
@jason__jasonson all the things all the time it’s like a tornado of constant thoughts mixed with guilt
When my wife yells FUCK ME FAT BOY sometimes I cry a little as I nut.
@lockdownurlife @Jhyp3 @dakacki @offsec_ginger @sjhilt @iis_police @x25princess @Laughing_Mantis @jason__jasonson @_xpn_ @r00_lux @Luxifer781 @imknotar0b0t @rootsecdev @AnneAndStuff @d0rkph0enix @UK_Daniel_Card @notshenetworks @medus4_cdc @ush1c
I just read that anxiety is a form of energy. Well, well, well look who is the most energetic bitch you’ve ever met.
If you have an alpaca, you never need to buy circus tickets again. They just let you in. No questions asked. - me as a financial adviser
It's very weird I can mark "Show me your (hairy) butthole " off my Twitter to do list.
@jason__jasonson I'm also v good at them. This one might be my best.
for anyone who wonders what I sound like : blaze uppppp
I don't retweet anyone until I've been to their house at least once
I'm entirely too aware of my rectum right now ok
I’m not here, on Twitter or irl, to judge anyone. I’m really not qualified.
Did anyone else collect clown autographs at the circus, or am I broken?
Look, I’m a reply girl (but not an annoying one). If I can contribute to the tweet or I relate, I’m going to engage. I can’t help I’m fluent in gif
@jason__jasonson you forced a diarrhea tweet outta me so damn you actually
@jason__jasonson I swore I’d mute any romance poetry Twitter but I’m here for this
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