A Lazy Girl @lazygrlsguideto
I'm just you...only lazier. Building my #momsqaud one ❤️, 🍷, & retweet at a time. https://t.co/rhrSrLsnrm Joined June 2016-
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That feeling you get when you wait 25 minutes for your drink at @Starbucks just to get to work (late) and realize it’s not right #basicproblems #workingmomproblems #coffeeislife
I’ve never taken breathing for granted more than any time I don’t have I have hiccups.
If you want a play-by-play of a Disney movie you’ve seen 2,931 times, definitely have kids.
“You know what they say, 29th time’s a charm!” - what the @Browns GM said to convince the draft team to go for @bakermayfield #1, I assume
...Then we’ll have them pee in teeny tiny cups for funsies & we’ll laugh hysterically when it gets all over!! -the first OB Drs, I imagine
All I need is a year & some willpower... ...willpower, & chips... ...chips, & this box of Thin Mints... -me, trying to lose the baby weight
Actual footage of me trying to wrap Christmas gifts
I’m dreaming of my white carpet Just like I had 4 years ago Oh, there were no crumbs then No Play-Doh ground in Or stains, I may never know
Whelp, looks like it’s that time of year again... you know, “burn your house down because your kid puked” season. Please send matches.
Dear @Macys & @nbc #thanksbutnothanks for ruining the #thanksgivingdayparade with only broadway shows, commercials, and NBC show “stars”.
Want to give a gift that keeps on giving?Just stay home if you’re sick...or have ever sneezed...or used the phrase “this makes me sick”...
A Lazy Girl retweeted
Oh, you don’t reuse plastic bags from the store as trash bags in your bathroom? Sorry, I didn’t realize I was dealing with royalty here.
Nah, I don't need a snack. I have this tasty pants pepperoni to munch on. - Kids
Have kids, so you can have someone to announce every time you go to the bathroom.
That moment you realize you're not pregnant, you're just fat...
To kick off football season my kids made tonight's hugs & kisses full contact. Now my youngest is concussed & my oldest is suspended 3 wks.
Directions to Parenthood Land: Take a left at Frustration Ave, a right at Meltdown Ln, & keep going til you hit Crazy Town. Can't miss it.
A Lazy Girl retweeted
If you look closely at the circles around a mother's eyes, you can count how many years she's lived without sleep.
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