Bad Kitty @_BadKitty
I'm a very bad kitty . . . trapped in a good girl. But trying to break free! Joined December 2012-
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It sucks when you grow up and people stop asking you what your favourite dinosaur is. People are the worst.
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I wish an attitude was as easy to adjust as the radio station
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Let’s normalize not having gender reveal parties.
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Haven't had sex in so long my hymen's regrown, my braces rematerialized, and I'm about to walk into 9th grade geometry.
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If you’re going to give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.
To my idiot coworker.... Being single does not equal no commitments. No, I can't quit my job and travel the world.
My day is made... I killed the mosquito before it got me!
Nothing says Christmas more than a menopause article from your mom.
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The man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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Cheese fries are better than 99% of people.
Whenever I see a truck jacked up like this I think just one thing....small penis.
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You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.
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Relationship spoiler: Eventually everybody is annoying.
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The best way to make a woman happy is probably just to be as miserable as you can.
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You don't need fancy cheese to go with your wine when you've got a cheeseburger.
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You can drink as much as you like on a plane cause they can't throw you out.
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*buys grey jacket* *wears all black* *buys pink top* *wears all black* *buys red shoes* *wears all black* *buys grey pants* *wears all bla
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It makes me sad when I see a pair of underwear in the 7-11 parking lot cuz I used to be fun like that.
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Person: The world has gone to shit Me: I know. Now Beyoncé is singing country music.
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Tomorrow I'll get my shit together - me everyday
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