person man @MetPeace

✌️ twitter.com/search/from:Me… Joined September 2020

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person man @MetPeace

2 days ago

she pippy on my longstocking

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person man @MetPeace

3 years ago

hello, police? I’d like to report a murder. well it wasn’t *that* sick of a burn but it was pretty good. do you want to hear it

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person man @MetPeace

a month ago

nice viral tweet you have there. would be a shame if a 6-year-old boy retuned to school after beating leukemia underneath it

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michael 👃🏻 @j3wtalian

10 months ago

your doobie, m'lord

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

10 months ago

myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

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Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

10 months ago

Whenever I’m feeling stressed I like to order a book online. Does it make me feel better? No. Does it relieve my crippling anxiety? Not at all. Do I read past the first chapter? LISTEN,

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my current least-hated tweets: https://t.co/LVGt2ERHEt

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Adam @adamgreattweet

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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie

19K Followers 8K Following *finger guns*

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Bad words ftw. 🏳️‍🌈

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587 Followers 359 Following here for the free pizza and funny business

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Kevin Browning @Soundcaresser

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D’Pez Poopsie @Gregrock

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kyzyl @paytheslacker

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Joel Cummins 🎹 @goldlikejoel

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Umphrey's McGee @umphreysmcgee

66K Followers 2K Following Coming to a town near you in 2024

Hootie @BrodTHEchode69

3K Followers 2K Following only wanna tweet with you

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Applebutter Toast @PT9881

647 Followers 4K Following The only way I get around is some mild insanity 🏃🏻‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏊‍♂️

DaveDread🫧 @DhammaRoots

700 Followers 973 Following 🎶The star of my own biography 🎶

barryhood @friendlyfacesp

704 Followers 815 Following 🌲👽🌲 / Home team 🫡

“Lucky” Rae 🇨�.. @raeraefairydust

2K Followers 2K Following All I want is the chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.

dirk on the couch @onthemauve

3K Followers 1K Following day mode mf | binary star | he/him | avi by @riot4rach

mike☺︎ (joke f.. @PhilipJFried

5K Followers 3K Following Once described as "like a cool dude" | not worth getting to know | sad clown | https://t.co/KrrLsxBmbQ

Alanna Barzo @alannna_b

83 Followers 647 Following sun don't shine in the shade

Bob Dilworth @bobd666

479 Followers 601 Following Citizen, couch sitter, TV watcher, guitar try-to-player, photographic luddite. Make me laugh. I mean REALLY laugh.

Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

15K Followers 973 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!

💋Curly💋 @curlymalloy

21K Followers 4K Following I dated Mel Brooks... But he probably doesn't remember… He’s old!!! https://t.co/A7GZHT5PEu

DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay

18K Followers 1K Following My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

🐢 ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏ�.. @Faxinator21

766 Followers 2K Following Anti-racist. Abolitionist. He/Him. I love jokes. Trying. Hidden in the Trance Pasture🌲👽🌲 🫧 🫧 🫧

Currently looking for a redhead with a thirst for adventure! This is a dating website right.... Optimist, Comic, Frequent Flyer Mile enthusiast

Lexie Grace @SmileLexie

425 Followers 377 Following Currently looking for a redhead with a thirst for adventure! This is a dating website right.... Optimist, Comic, Frequent Flyer Mile enthusiast

Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry

4K Followers 2K Following standup comic/ writer/ confident trainwreck. check out my award-winning special ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

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2K Followers 2K Following comedian • comic book publisher @fairsquarecmx • host @blackcardrehab ORDER AND STREAM "AIN'T I A WOMBAT?" LINK IN BIO

🐢 ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟꜰᴀx (STOP COP CITY) @Faxinator21

2 days ago

@MetPeace @tybiscus For Z, I would go with “Zappa’a Dinah Mo Hum”

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This morning, at the gas station, there was a guy in front of me trying to get $4 worth of gas. His card kept getting declined and you could see how embarrassed he was. After the third time of watching this happen I decided to jump in and offer to pay for his gas… except I…

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Greg Sarafan™ @GSarafan

a month ago

Today in Gregstory: The original! This glorious photo of me was captured by a friend of mine from across the street outside of the Capitol Theatre. My cutout would later go on to become the meme you know and love. (3.23.23)

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Spider🕷Bams™🥓🧀🏈👑❤️‍🔥🥁 @TimberBams

a month ago

I thought about a California Grilled Cheese today and realized it's probably grilled kale with feta, sliced avocado, sundried tomatoes and garlic aioli. I tried to make it sound unappealing but tbh I'd still try that.