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the guy who started making the show in a Turner storage closet got laid off by the network years ago and is now working as a Amazon driver
the guy who started making the show in a Turner storage closet got laid off by the network years ago and is now working as a Amazon driver
celebrating day 1500 of never again owning anything I can’t easily carry and/or move by myself
it’s so embarrassing having to eat food to stay alive
putting more thought into what bar i should go to before a date than i did deciding on what college i should go to
Queen of the night. It blooms only one night a year.
Love this. @clairerousay shares touching new song 'it could be anything' - she's breaking open mainstream tropes, embracing pop while simultaneously undermining it. clashmusic.com/news/claire-ro…
Oh you don't like police? What if you were on fire and had nobody there to point a gun at you
All-time rock on TV moment 38 years ago.
finally catching up on these Christmas shows and it looks like this deer with the shiny nose [spoiler alert] is not gonna be allowed to join in any reindeer games
rounding up a bunch of Vikings willing to put me on a makeshift boat, set it on fire, and push me gently out to sea
AI [harvesting all my Twitter data to become even more sensationally smarter] jesus, this guy uses the word lachrymose a lot
At some point, what’s the difference between a “government worker” and just a guy digging a hole on the side of the freeway? I have a right to be here. I have a right to dig
There's a stage where your wealth of accumulated life experience imbues you with wisdom and gravitas and there's a stage where people lead you gently from room to room while trying to jog your memory about which room you're in now, and we are really failing to hit that sweet spot
*playing patty-cake with my imaginary toddler who shows precocious interest in Italian neorealism and Hollywood gossip* Isabella Rossellini with Scorsese and Fellini she made a mistake and married a flake how many lawyers did it take? 1, 2, 3, 4...
how nice that the tech boys have invented the machine of their dreams, a robot that will sing to them and tell them stories and love only them
Just signed up for the summer session
baby quail going on a nice walk with a flower in their beak and a snail friend companion. if you even fucking care
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
10K Followers 6K Following
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
B. @AddledPixie
10K Followers 4K Following Currently reading (audiobook) If It Bleeds by Stephen King // Music right now: TTPD // Currently watching Palm Royale; Call the Midwife
napalm_tampons @tits_and_typos
675 Followers 1K Following Riot girls do that thing you like then yell at you about human rights after. queer swiftieeeee🙌🏽🙌🏽 art books science
Yorkshire Phoenix Art.. @YorksPhoeArts
794 Followers 3K Following YPA specialise in hand-made Steampunk / Goth / arts, crafts and costume accessories for cosplay and display. We offer commission on most products
The Living Crayon @Living_Crayon
207 Followers 639 Following Just a colorful writing utensil who wants to help others to become healthy and change their lives for the better.
Psychedelic Jukebox @60sPsychJukebox
22K Followers 18K Following Streaming 60's Psychedelic Internet Radio Garage Bands. Psych, Folk, and Surf music! ❌ No Music Videos 🚫 Apple Spotify ⛔️ Tik Tok links
Elliott Downing @elliott_downing
29K Followers 32K Following Author of books seldom read, screenplays never filmed, software rarely used, and tweets like sweet, sweet honey.
Gross Ray @theheywhoha
2K Followers 831 Following Bankrupt 1930s glove tycoon. She/Her https://t.co/DIXA6HFjda
⛏️Amy Whatsherbut.. @PfftMaybe
1K Followers 1K Following Oof. Not very active here anymore. DM for contact info.
EmojiBonesisCassandra @emojibones
186 Followers 317 Following New account. you might know me as Emoji or NotintheMood. an okay person. @[email protected]
YellingStella @yelling_stella
1K Followers 1K Following Here for a good laugh. She Her Female, maybe not such a Lady. Lefty politics. I like birds.
barrel rolls @barrel_rolls
817 Followers 874 Following retired ant farmer. paint chip connoisseur. eater of pizza. avi by: @popartcartoonz
Tits McDick @Tits_McDick
3K Followers 2K Following only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker
2K Followers 1K Following I know why the caged bird drinks. https://t.co/RxYsGZ8pAg
cussie @the_valley33001
220 Followers 5K Following free&fair_use™️. the_valley is indy; no commissions; not for sale; not for profit. @shilohsbeehive
Rebecca Grant @rebeccagrants
190K Followers 142K Following #RebeccaGrant from FoxSports ESPN #NFL aren’t the only places you've seen me. Movies, TV & featured in FHM Maxim, sportscaster, spokesperson, #1 sportsfan
Scotty⚡️Cork @ScottyCork
1K Followers 3K Following Generation X. Writer. Scribbler. DILF. Retard at the helm of Backfat. Cancer Survivor. Whiskey & Kilts. #LeafsForever Saving a table for us all in Hell🔥
Hannah Yalanis @sarah_yalanis
2K Followers 4K Following just me and proud to my self still out of fugs Full Vaccinated my injection with pet I don’t play on nature’s 🇱🇷✍️🐹🦮 I truly love nature only genuinely DMS
SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell
3K Followers 3K Following Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent. I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns.
Art, from online @milkeggsbread
2K Followers 2K Following tweets are not intended to be humorous. any resemblance to real persons, dead or alive, or other real-life entities, past or present, is purely a coinkydink.
Dammit Erin @DammitErin
9K Followers 4K Following dumps like a truck truck truck thighs like what what what
averagehousewife @averagehouswif
412 Followers 809 Following usually over here. https://t.co/PwrwjjfoAs
Blather Wince Repeat @xerxesbigboy
2K Followers 2K Following Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
cold cream kitty 🌧.. @Kittyah355
4K Followers 3K Following But when I grow up I want to be like you. Them/ Thar. 😸😸
๏ภє ฬเภк .. @OneWinkataTime
942 Followers 560 Following She's got the devil in her eyes... Only one way to exorcise him... One wink at a time ~ The Replacements #LongCovid sucks Header courtesy @DJGloveRepair
💕CAB Inspirational.. @CAB_Inspiration
14K Followers 15K Following Author Poetry helps me heal and give hope to others 📕 📘 📗 Children's books create inspiration and hope for their little imaginations 🧚♂️🧜♀️ and more
Smash💋 @aSmashterpiece
2K Followers 1K Following Punny, sassy, & anti-flashy. Everything I say is a joke, except this… and that.
Hellen @Hellen32665137
105 Followers 923 Following I'm Hellen, I'm from Peterson New Jersey. A single mother of 2 kids, I'm proud to be a Cardiovascular Operating Room (CVOR) Nurse.
uncle skeleton @letsbombthesea
624 Followers 569 Following
tazz jailed @noneofyours999
2K Followers 1K Following 2nd time, Army proud Veteran, I love animals, nature, and sometimes men https://t.co/Esdzjz1VQM
MidlifeOpportunity @MidlifeOpportu1
1K Followers 910 Following Keeping it foolish since 81. https://t.co/FmljigGC2G
Kimberly Quiogue Andr.. @kqandrews
2K Followers 1K Following professional crank, @uottawa. // she/they // recent poetry w @uakronpress, scholarship w @JHUPress.
SHERRIE VON DOOM 🧠 @citizenrobot
3K Followers 3K Following Omnivorous rogue seeks sophisticated souls for erudite discourse & the sickest of burns. If I make you laugh we're friends now — it's the law! #YNWA #ITFDB
Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling
8K Followers 5K Following Common sense coupled connoisseur of constitutional law and comedic content. I comment on crapola.
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Erie Siobhan 🇺🇸 @ErieNotEerie
39K Followers 36K Following I love life, learning, & Philly sports. science & history buff. empath. vegan. agnostic. childfree. always trying hard to do the right thing. she/her
Edward Cullen’s ven.. @kelleyee
78 Followers 190 Following cut my life into pieces this is my last Seahorse.
Wilma Waterfall Wiggl.. @MsEmRemix
525 Followers 713 Following I wasn't even supposed to be here today. Pootie is my Hershey's Hug.
WILLEH LUMP-LUMP @shaggysnod
3K Followers 4K Following I only come here when I want to fight. he/him/his, to make Fudds mad.
DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
18K Followers 1K Following My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.
Midcentury Mom 🌼�.. @KristinMount
2K Followers 3K Following Drive safe, honey, and wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident and have to go to the hospital.
Smith @Smith56384278
23 Followers 58 Following Seeking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage loyal and trustworthy man only
Zora D'Eville @EvilleZora
96 Followers 530 Following cosmo-poet, ailurophile, ......... I'd rather be hated for what I am - than loved for living up to what people expect me to be.
Daisy @Daisyldoo
6K Followers 2K Following I used to read and run; now I babysit my kids. Cult of Zee. link to my tweets:
Pokemaniac Trump @PokemaniacTrump
891 Followers 2K Following The very best trainer. Like no one ever was, let me tell you. Hearts so true, truer than anyone else's, believe me. #MakeAmericaGreatBallAgain
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
10K Followers 6K Following
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
B. @AddledPixie
10K Followers 4K Following Currently reading (audiobook) If It Bleeds by Stephen King // Music right now: TTPD // Currently watching Palm Royale; Call the Midwife
Lindsay @Rollinintheseat
16K Followers 4K Following Hi, I'm Lindsay. I use a wheelchair to get around most of the time. Most of my tweets are about life from the sitting down perspective.
Julia Gulia 🏳️�.. @JRobb773
9K Followers 6K Following Agender lesbian menace. "The Last Starfighter" superfan. Neurodivergent but also very annoying. (she/her)
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 13K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's some links to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS
Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
14K Followers 9K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqc
jordan @jordan_stratton
16K Followers 1K Following Probably needs to drink more water today. Editor @thedad | [email protected]
Amy Penguin 🐧 @Janeandhermedia
238 Followers 62 Following I'm a big fan of Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Penguins, They Might be Giants, Muppets, Emojis and Homestar Runner
Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
25K Followers 703 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
hurray for the riff r.. @HFTRR
12K Followers 520 Following alynda mariposa segarra (they/them) 🦂The Past is Still Alive out now ⏳
napalm_tampons @tits_and_typos
675 Followers 1K Following Riot girls do that thing you like then yell at you about human rights after. queer swiftieeeee🙌🏽🙌🏽 art books science
Gateway Natl Rec Area @GatewayNPS
11K Followers 1K Following The official Twitter site for the Gateway National Recreation Area. Comprised of three units: Sandy Hook, N.J.; Staten Island and Jamaica Bay, N.Y.
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
191K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogD
Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden
66K Followers 987 Following The Ween Of American Rock Critics. Author of six books. New book on BORN IN THE USA due 5/28/24. @uproxx culture critic. Host of podcasts living and Dead.
Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
49K Followers 1K Following writer of screeds/jokes @crookedmedia, all of my teeth are real.
Allison Hussey @allisonhussey
6K Followers 974 Following writer for hire. she/her. mostly just a weirdo. newsletter: https://t.co/YTOEfbOGwQ
Caity Weaver @caityweaver
78K Followers 280 Following
Psychedelic Jukebox @60sPsychJukebox
22K Followers 18K Following Streaming 60's Psychedelic Internet Radio Garage Bands. Psych, Folk, and Surf music! ❌ No Music Videos 🚫 Apple Spotify ⛔️ Tik Tok links
Carol Deminski @cdeminski
395 Followers 600 Following Jersey Fresh Picker finding treasures at estate sales, auctions, thrift shops, antique stores and more.
Elliott Downing @elliott_downing
29K Followers 32K Following Author of books seldom read, screenplays never filmed, software rarely used, and tweets like sweet, sweet honey.
valerie bertinelli @Wolfiesmom
578K Followers 839 Following indulge 🤍 https://t.co/g6zgskzXU8 https://t.co/5QoJQzzMR4
Alison After Dark �.. @AmericanHussy
49K Followers 864 Following the h*rny posting rambling of a mental genius https://t.co/GmI8CdWtqV
Gross Ray @theheywhoha
2K Followers 831 Following Bankrupt 1930s glove tycoon. She/Her https://t.co/DIXA6HFjda
⛏️Amy Whatsherbut.. @PfftMaybe
1K Followers 1K Following Oof. Not very active here anymore. DM for contact info.
EmojiBonesisCassandra @emojibones
186 Followers 317 Following New account. you might know me as Emoji or NotintheMood. an okay person. @[email protected]
YellingStella @yelling_stella
1K Followers 1K Following Here for a good laugh. She Her Female, maybe not such a Lady. Lefty politics. I like birds.
barrel rolls @barrel_rolls
817 Followers 874 Following retired ant farmer. paint chip connoisseur. eater of pizza. avi by: @popartcartoonz
Tits McDick @Tits_McDick
3K Followers 2K Following only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Scotty⚡️Cork @ScottyCork
1K Followers 3K Following Generation X. Writer. Scribbler. DILF. Retard at the helm of Backfat. Cancer Survivor. Whiskey & Kilts. #LeafsForever Saving a table for us all in Hell🔥
๏ภє ฬเภк .. @OneWinkataTime
942 Followers 560 Following She's got the devil in her eyes... Only one way to exorcise him... One wink at a time ~ The Replacements #LongCovid sucks Header courtesy @DJGloveRepair
Rebecca Grant @rebeccagrants
190K Followers 142K Following #RebeccaGrant from FoxSports ESPN #NFL aren’t the only places you've seen me. Movies, TV & featured in FHM Maxim, sportscaster, spokesperson, #1 sportsfan
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 981 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell
3K Followers 3K Following Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent. I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns.
Art, from online @milkeggsbread
2K Followers 2K Following tweets are not intended to be humorous. any resemblance to real persons, dead or alive, or other real-life entities, past or present, is purely a coinkydink.
Dammit Erin @DammitErin
9K Followers 4K Following dumps like a truck truck truck thighs like what what what
averagehousewife @averagehouswif
412 Followers 809 Following usually over here. https://t.co/PwrwjjfoAs
Blather Wince Repeat @xerxesbigboy
2K Followers 2K Following Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
cold cream kitty 🌧.. @Kittyah355
4K Followers 3K Following But when I grow up I want to be like you. Them/ Thar. 😸😸
Smash💋 @aSmashterpiece
2K Followers 1K Following Punny, sassy, & anti-flashy. Everything I say is a joke, except this… and that.
MidlifeOpportunity @MidlifeOpportu1
1K Followers 910 Following Keeping it foolish since 81. https://t.co/FmljigGC2G
Kimberly Quiogue Andr.. @kqandrews
2K Followers 1K Following professional crank, @uottawa. // she/they // recent poetry w @uakronpress, scholarship w @JHUPress.
SHERRIE VON DOOM 🧠 @citizenrobot
3K Followers 3K Following Omnivorous rogue seeks sophisticated souls for erudite discourse & the sickest of burns. If I make you laugh we're friends now — it's the law! #YNWA #ITFDB
Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling
8K Followers 5K Following Common sense coupled connoisseur of constitutional law and comedic content. I comment on crapola.
Wilma Waterfall Wiggl.. @MsEmRemix
525 Followers 713 Following I wasn't even supposed to be here today. Pootie is my Hershey's Hug.
Edward Cullen’s ven.. @kelleyee
78 Followers 190 Following cut my life into pieces this is my last Seahorse.
DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
18K Followers 1K Following My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.
Light in the Attic @lightintheattic
40K Followers 2K Following A Reissue Label with a twitter account
i had a dream that jenna chick was filming a horror movie in my neighbors house & i kept yelling at them to stop screaming because it was annoying
I'm divorced, but my teen son has kindly stepped up to be critical of everything I do
3am. the blessed hour of allowing yourself a few uncharitable thoughts
My birthday is in a week and I’m going into it with big “Little Gina Choking Up on the Bat But Also Convinced She’s the Best Player on the Team” energy.
the Cindy Lee album is pretty good but I can't help but feel it would be much better if I wasn't the loneliest person alive and instead had 3-5 good friends who wanted to sit outside on a blanket with me reading and eating fruit
insanely beautiful soundscape in uptown mpls rn as an approaching thunderstorm meets the Hennepin construction equipment. If I was the type of aspy tgirl who did field recordings, decaying tape loops, ambient noise, I’d be pretty fucking hard. I am anyways but it’d be even more.
the guy who started making the show in a Turner storage closet got laid off by the network years ago and is now working as a Amazon driver
We made this in a closet and flung it on television thirty years ago today. Learned some Spanish and defeated the Bee Gees. The Space Ghost Coast to Coast livestream is up now adultsw.im/SGLS #spaceghost #sgctc #anniversary
Biking along the Mississippi in 70 degree weather, blowing my eardrums out listening to charli, someone I met at a party who said they liked me actually made plans with me, unbelievable levels of we’re so back rn
bought what was advertised to be a jelly donut and when I bit in it was cream filled? An attempt on my life was made? Is it the eclipse??
why do I hate the idea of working out, have to drag myself kicking and screaming, despite the fact that I enjoy it once I’ve started and feel incredible after
To me this is tender and beautiful
This really sucks to think about. No thanks. Don't like. Terrifying.
Nancy Pelosi and I got stuck in a freaky Friday situation and now I’m a United States representative
Nancy Pelosi has finally joined OnlyFans.
When someone says this site is awful and I should quit it—I fully agree! But you'd have to find me another site where people have a week-long political argument about the difficulty of microwaving an Amy's risotto bowl
If you find microwaving a meal this difficult you genuinely need to be under some form of supervised care
it’s actually so camp that i only have a full sized bed at 26 years old
And are the “starter homes” in the room with us now
For homeowners looking for a new place but worried about giving up their lower mortgage rate, I'm proposing a $10,000 tax credit if they sell their starter homes. That means more folks can get into houses that suit their needs, unlocking affordable homes for first-time buyers.
i need to go to back to sleep i need a boyfriend i need an exorcism i need $4000 i need to commit suicide i need to be kissed i need to renovate my apartment i need to make amends i need pair of red mary jane shoes i need to get drunk i need my father to go to therapy
putting more thought into what bar i should go to before a date than i did deciding on what college i should go to
Queen of the night. It blooms only one night a year.
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