Your Host @YourHappyHost
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Howard Stern: I want to thank you for your compassion. We're lucky to have you in the Oval Office and serving as the father of the country. I want to thank you for providing a calming influence and an organized administration post-COVID President Biden: The American people…
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You're not coming in my house, STINKY.
You're not coming in my house, STINKY.
Make sure if you glue your hair on, you use enough glue.
She's a funny af.
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Four years ago today, Trump told Americans to inject bleach on national television
Kids today don't know our struggles in the 90's.
Yeah let's blame the medication for this monster.
Yeah let's blame the medication for this monster.
I could work at Google. And I wouldn't even protest my own employer. I'd shut up and just do my job.
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Thinking about how my family passed down alcoholism instead of generational wealth
I fucking hate Twitter. X. What ever the fuck this shithole is called.
All we wanted from @netflix was another season of Mindhunter. Please RT.
It's a cesspool. Come to BlueSky. 😃
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Are there just idiots at the NY Post that don't understand how clothes work?
Are there just idiots at the NY Post that don't understand how clothes work?
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Normalize spelling words correctly. It's BAWLING your eyes out, not BALLING. Thank you.
I loved Ellen's comedy growing up. She's so talented. I'm thankful for her immense bravery w/ LGBTQ issues. But I had several friends that wrote on her show & she created a toxic environment she still to this day hasn't taken responsibility for, and for me, that's disappointing.
Ellen DeGeneres: I got kicked out of showbusiness bbc.in/3xWA9Tl
🎵Yeah, we’re stupid. And contagious. Here we are now, entertain us 🎵
I'm watching Fight Club and I've never been big on Marla, but I can't blame a girl for getting the holy shit fucked out of her by Brad Pitt
It’s Thursday and I’m trying to work here
Tis true
@YourHappyHost I’m referring to a real relational epiphany re humanity & age sir how dare you 😅
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