Mr Bob @MrBob_52
1000% bro Delaware, USA Joined June 2013-
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I am not a robot. I am NOT a robot. I might be a robot, I don’t know for sure.
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i smell a pulitzer
When my wife asks me what I’m doing I always answer truthfully, “I am trying to hide from you and I guess it’s time for me to move.”
I finally realized that I was put on this earth to fart around.
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Darth Vader line, ""I find your lack of ______ disturbing." [WRONG answers only]
Hey Bub! Say “path of totality” again and see what happens.
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ONE reason
No not Guns and Roses, I’m looking for Guns and oh look there’s a Mc Donald’s.
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Guys, what's stopping you from dressing like this
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When you really prefer that the other subway riders leaf you alone.
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I cut myself shaving so I wrote GOD IS DEAD in blood all over the walls
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I'm always on his side but Bugs Bunny brings a lot of these problems on himself
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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like Anand Giridharadas's.
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I'm boycotting everything but the liquor store.
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