STRUMPET❗️ @_strumpet_

Openminded people welcome here. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️LGBTQ+ & Poly Lifestyle positive. Party Queen 👑~ plenty of NIИ & Existential Angst 🖤 Just Be a Good Human strumpet.bsky.social Rainbow Heart in a Red State Joined November 2013

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STRUMPET❗️ @_strumpet_

3 months ago

Jesus fuck. I did not chose Polyamory* to be this depressed on Wednesday. *results of Polyamory are different for everyone. Do not start Polyamory unless you like chaos. Definitely do not engage in Polyamory if you are easily annoyed.

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B. @AddledPixie

3 months ago

I turn 50 in March and am thinking about having a Super Soft Birthday. Not sure what it will include yet, but I wish I could invite many of you over and we could spread out a giant parachute in the backyard and play with it like we did in elementary school gym class.

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Doug Sluggo Roberts @SluggoDoug

5 months ago

🌴 No way it would be “Gilligan’s” Isle these days. The millionaire would insist on naming it after his corporation, even while dodging the island-wide coconut tax.🥥

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no context memes @weirddalle

6 months ago

x.com/shitpostrock/s…

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Salty MacTavish 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @SaltyMacTavish

6 months ago

I wonder if Jesus had this many porn and crypto followers

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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

6 months ago

Bobtober is over and I can't think of anything I can change November to so I'll just wait for Bobuary

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STRUMPET❗️ @_strumpet_

6 months ago

Yup.

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Melanie @MelaniePoupou

6 months ago

Me, tweeting about bholes and cunts.* Man in dm: Your words are so beautiful, you must be a writer.

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STRUMPET❗️ @_strumpet_

6 months ago

…Chads to the left of me, fuckboys to the right….here I am stuck in the middle with you:🍸* *hotel bar melodies

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Melanie @MelaniePoupou

6 months ago

Sorry for my horny tweets since 2014 but in my defense: I’ve been horny since before you were born.

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E~ville @E_Ville13

7 months ago

I'm so old I remember when Carhartt was only for grown men with jobs.

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Melanie @MelaniePoupou

7 months ago

Do people who start world wars understand we wanna watch dickpics here in peace?!

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Dollface Sword🗡 @DollfaceSword

7 months ago

“We can’t stop here, this is bat country”

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Seth Andrews @SethAndrewsTTA

7 months ago

#rapture #laurenboebert

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Danzig Ate My Baby @20eyeDocs

8 months ago

if I designed golf courses all the sand traps would be shaped like dicks

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Cyanide & Shamrocks @x_Graveheart_x

8 months ago

You hoes are so brave, tweeting hot takes and disabling the comments. So. Goddamn. Brave.

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Soyourelikethat @soyourelikethat

8 months ago

Stranded at Burning Man: A Story About Excessive Stupidity

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

8 months ago

Which is worse, being trapped at Burning Man or being trapped in a conversation with someone who has been to Burning Man?

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STRUMPET❗️ @_strumpet_

8 months ago

*98 percent straight for sure ;)

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Views are my own because you're not brave enough

I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ

I know who DB Cooper is.

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2

Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka

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Currently reading (audiobook) If It Bleeds by Stephen King // Music right now: TTPD // Currently watching Palm Royale; Call the Midwife

B. @AddledPixie

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

43K Followers 19K Following

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

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☮️💚📚 @bklynmike3

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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish

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Cat From Nowhere @kv8

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The B. @anerdonfire2

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Ivsy @Ivsy01

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Trey @treydayway

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Stu, For Real @StuForReal

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Mary @AnniemuMary

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Buddawiggi 🚩 @MarkBuckawicki

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mason Gerald @stonnerukh

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406 Followers 676 Following

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LONG REPLIES, 🚫DMs,Veteran US Army 92Y🌈

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Our view of cannabis being a medicine is our opinion. See a doctor before treating existing conditions. ( Director of cultivation at Belushi’s Farm)

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Soldier, Surveyor, Texas Ranger, Indian fighter, Shit-poster
#GigEm #Astros #Broncos #TEXIT

Also, I don't know what's wrong with you people.

BigfootWallace'sBurne.. @PaoloMiguel74

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The Bearded Bastard. .. @BevrdedBvstvrd

1K Followers 3K Following Everyone has to vent somehow. welcome to my verbal cesspool.

Seeker of Truth and Justice ⚖️ Nature is My Sanity 🐲 “Got Two Good Eyes But We Still Don’t See” 👀 OG Anti-Fascist 🤛👊🤜 Liberal To The Core✌️MAGAtbrains🖕

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4K Followers 5K Following Seeker of Truth and Justice ⚖️ Nature is My Sanity 🐲 “Got Two Good Eyes But We Still Don’t See” 👀 OG Anti-Fascist 🤛👊🤜 Liberal To The Core✌️MAGAtbrains🖕

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Mark Wolkomir @wolkomirmark

6K Followers 5K Following Funny and goofy ,smart and funny

The SlugMonkey. SlugMonstrosity. Daily on @KevinandSluggo KLOS/LA; SXM's @1stwave (M-F 9a-3p eastern) & Lithium; MTV²; KROQ/LA; K-Rock/NYC

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129 Followers 4K Following ALWAYS BE HAPPY 😊

Eye C U 2 @GoddessAnyole

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ghost of liquorface @foucheduck

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I like funny, and beauty, inside and out. be kind. I like weird, dark and sexy, speak your mind, if you see funny here, spread the smile, someone needs it

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Cowboy @Cowboy531965

31 Followers 128 Following

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2

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61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo

Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka

37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.

B. @AddledPixie

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

43K Followers 19K Following

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

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☮️💚📚 @bklynmike3

23K Followers 14K Following https://t.co/2wiLHVqker

Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish

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Cat From Nowhere @kv8

17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.

The B. @anerdonfire2

37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno

Ivsy @Ivsy01

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Trey @treydayway

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Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

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Stu, For Real @StuForReal

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SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara

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Mary @AnniemuMary

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The Late Show @colbertlateshow

1.1M Followers 2K Following The #1 show in late night is BACK with all-new episodes! Watch #Colbert on @CBS & @ParamountPlus at 11:35/10:35c.

RMJ. all of my plans for the future involve books about axe murder. WHACK JOB (soon) THE MAN FROM THE TRAIN (2017). rmccarthyjames @ IG, bsky

Rachel McCarthy James @rmccarthyjames

4K Followers 2K Following RMJ. all of my plans for the future involve books about axe murder. WHACK JOB (soon) THE MAN FROM THE TRAIN (2017). rmccarthyjames @ IG, bsky

President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII

13K Followers 2K Following Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info

Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet

2.0M Followers 46 Following

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1K Followers 1K Following 𝖂𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑𝖞

Mona @RamonaQuaxli

6K Followers 44 Following that one chick you kinda like she/her pic by @snowf1e Support my content @ https://t.co/dGpM0cjJGE $RamonaQuaxli

Thought leader. Former DHS chief. Constitutional scholar and world class litigator.

bitter. very bitter

fka Khlamydia Kardashian

Khlammy the Bleach De.. @bitterbabybetty

61 Followers 390 Following Thought leader. Former DHS chief. Constitutional scholar and world class litigator. bitter. very bitter fka Khlamydia Kardashian

Mostly harmless. Rudely stamped. Post-mature anti-fascist. Average self-esteem and a hoodie. Thirstiest one there is. Not on a boat.
White. Cishet. He/him. ♿️

jmatonak @jmatonak

2K Followers 2K Following Mostly harmless. Rudely stamped. Post-mature anti-fascist. Average self-esteem and a hoodie. Thirstiest one there is. Not on a boat. White. Cishet. He/him. ♿️

Dan Aykroyd @dan_aykroyd

381K Followers 54 Following Dan Aykroyd the comedian, actor, screenwriter, musician, UFOlogist and founder of #CrystalHeadVodka

Jim Belushi @JimBelushi

271K Followers 338 Following Father, Actor, Farmer. Check out the first three full seasons of #GrowingBelushi on @streamonmax

Ultra-Premium, Multi-Award Winning #CrystalHeadVodka 💀 Naturally and irresistibly smooth and additive-free. Must be of legal drinking age to follow

Crystal Head Vodka @crystal_head

14K Followers 205 Following Ultra-Premium, Multi-Award Winning #CrystalHeadVodka 💀 Naturally and irresistibly smooth and additive-free. Must be of legal drinking age to follow

The Blues Brothers @BluesBrothersxx

2K Followers 30 Following We're on a mission from God

🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS

2 months ago

Emphasize your wise More than your size

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🇨🇦Canadian Eh!🇨🇦 @livewire3791

3 months ago

@AddledPixie @_strumpet_

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B. @AddledPixie

3 months ago

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Doug Sluggo Roberts @SluggoDoug

3 months ago

@_strumpet_ “Well, we would!” Classic!

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Doug Sluggo Roberts @SluggoDoug

3 months ago

@_strumpet_ Awesome. Right there with you. “I look like Stevie Nicks!!!”

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Jessica (if you tweet it tag it!) Woodard Brown 📢 @WrdBrn

5 months ago

@myTDOT Common road names are a big help. Please!

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Doug Sluggo Roberts @SluggoDoug

5 months ago

Now HERE’s a rockin’ combo plate!

PunkAndNewWave @NewWaveAndPunk

5 months ago

Wendy O. Williams and Lemmy. 📸Mark Weiss.

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B🎱$$ Lady @305miami6924

5 months ago

Do guys who slide in my DM asking for nudes & promise not to share it think that you’re the first ones to ever try that on this app? I’ve been on this shit for 15yrs now. Come on, get creative. 🤣🤣

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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark, if you're Masty @PMPAfterdark

5 months ago

Mid morning Cubano incident...

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B. @AddledPixie

5 months ago

Plucking a chin hair on the first try is a true Christmas miracle.

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

5 months ago

Watching Texas in the Big 12 Championship Game in the backyard 🤘🤘

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Cyanide & Shamrocks @x_Graveheart_x

5 months ago

@WernerHottdog I couldve been convinced if you'd said "walmart bag".

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Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh @JakeRudh

5 months ago

32 years ago today, the world lost a legend. RIP #FreddieMercury

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Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz

5 months ago

Me:

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Doug Sluggo Roberts @SluggoDoug

5 months ago

🌴 No way it would be “Gilligan’s” Isle these days. The millionaire would insist on naming it after his corporation, even while dodging the island-wide coconut tax.🥥