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Don't be ridiculous. I'm a loud mouth. There's something comical to the idea that we can really enforce our will on humanity. Twitter.com/search/from:ho… East Nechla Sky Archipelagos Joined May 2016-
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Cool. Now do Kyle Rittenhouse's mom.
Cool. Now do Kyle Rittenhouse's mom.
ATTENTION!!! ⚡Windblown⚡ propels into Steam Early Access in 2024: 🌪️ DASH FAST through environments with So Many Layers 🌪️Play solo OR WITH FRIENDS (!!!) 🌪️ Unlock memories 🌪️ Supercharge weapons & abilities 🌪️ DIE!! ✨ STAY TUNED! #TheGameAwards
Hey Dead Cells players 👋 We know it's late 👀 but we have an update for everyone regarding update 34 for mobile, update 35 for PC and Consoles, and Evil Empire setting sail for new horizons. Check it out 👇 store.steampowered.com/news/app/58865…
@NickAdamsinUSA No one but you is this obsessed with Taylor Swift, Nick.
If you're a woman in America and you're watching @MarvelStudios Echo and not bawling each episode you need to seek therapy. You're broken.
if you know what this is, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy
Being a teenager parent is just telling them their hair does not look dumb every fucking day.
That new lemonade at Panera is a vulgar display of power
I’m in a position where I don’t have to move next week and can sign a new lease where any future roommates will be subletters, but in the meantime that puts me on the hook for a onetime payment of $4800 next Wednesday so literally anything to offset that is VERY welcome
It’s almost 2024. We should be able to microwave food in aluminum foil by now.
I gave my 2yo a Slim Jim and he liked it so much he asked for another but this time he had me cut it up and serve it to him on a plate
some say it’s art, some say it’s not
What is it about inside temperature feeling so different than outside temperature? 65°F outside? I am in my element. I am thriving. It is perfection. 65°F in my house? I am freezing. Where is my coat? HELP, I CAN’T FIND MY GLOVES.
Teen- *holding my phone* Wait, you have to pay a bill for this every month?! Me- Yep Teen- Growing up is trash Me- Yep
no one: my kids: we made soup
I wasn’t born yesterday is such a perfect retort because it lets people know you’re not an idiot while also dunking on new born babies for being stupid
I need one of you to come watch my class, so I can go pee. No weirdos.
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Midge @mxmclain
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Nate Limit Exceeded @.. @perlhack
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President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
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That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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meghan @deloisivete
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Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Nate Limit Exceeded @.. @perlhack
22K Followers 6K Following @natesmith.jawns.club homeless pirate. sustainable, carbon-neutral tweets. butterfly whisperer. official soup taster. likes LEGOs BLM. He/Him.
President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
13K Followers 2K Following Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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meghan @deloisivete
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mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
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ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
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Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
He Called Me Greenhor.. @WhatsAGreenhorn
9K Followers 3K Following He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.
Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
56K Followers 3K Following 🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
Daveastated @Daveastated
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NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
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SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
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Windblown 🌪️ @windblowngame
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a random Brandon @brandomonium
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dADDisms @Beagz
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Ira Murumi @ira_murumi
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Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
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Slime @Im_The_Slime
2K Followers 815 Following Seriously never serious. Now laugh: https://t.co/Rluk6Ah1bF
Ovary Action 💚💙.. @Bripping_Talls
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egrc @Georgette_1919
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“mary” (barb wate.. @maryjsayswhat
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Sean @groundlessnfree
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Marz 🪐💖 @PlanetM13
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peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta
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HoodyHoo @Hoodyhoo5
792 Followers 2K Following The girl your mama warned you about. I also know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.had no idea this is how trashcans are born
We found 100 stranded/abandoned dogs and spent over $1,000,000 to find them loving homes! This is one of my favorite videos so I hope you consider adopting a dog :)
Cool. Now do Kyle Rittenhouse's mom.
BREAKING: A Michigan jury has found Jennifer Crumbley, the mother of the Oxford High School shooter, guilty of all four counts of involuntary manslaughter.
ATTENTION!!! ⚡Windblown⚡ propels into Steam Early Access in 2024: 🌪️ DASH FAST through environments with So Many Layers 🌪️Play solo OR WITH FRIENDS (!!!) 🌪️ Unlock memories 🌪️ Supercharge weapons & abilities 🌪️ DIE!! ✨ STAY TUNED! #TheGameAwards
@M1KEALPHAXRAY Our newest game @windblowngame will be co-op! 👀
Hey Dead Cells players 👋 We know it's late 👀 but we have an update for everyone regarding update 34 for mobile, update 35 for PC and Consoles, and Evil Empire setting sail for new horizons. Check it out 👇 store.steampowered.com/news/app/58865…
@NickAdamsinUSA No one but you is this obsessed with Taylor Swift, Nick.
@NickAdamsinUSA lol I just realized this account is satire 😅
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If you can handle listening to someone sniffling their snot for eight straight hours without wanting to off yourself, parenting might be for you.
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As of today, all of those “ welcome to your 40s” tweets that I like to retweet can officially apply.
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